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An Open Letter to (Some of) the Patrons of Mimi Maternity #67:
KEEP YOUR GODDAMNED LEGS SHUT. Is it really that hard to put on a condom, invest in birth control, or just say "no?" Should I give you some twine to tie you off above the knee? I think that after five toddlers and pregnant with your sixth, it'd sink in that a) you REALLY shouldn't be having all these kids if you can't adequately provide for them (ie., shoes) and b) there is such a thing as too much sex. It's cute that their names all start with D, and I'm sure they're lovely children and will amount to a great deal in life, but for the sake of all that is holy please please please stop them from destroying my store, and please--.. the next time someone asks you what's goin on between them thighs, have the decency to say "nothing."
Thank you for your continued (ha!) patronage,
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Not to mention a lot of the shirts there retail for like $70. >.< It sounds like the freaking Duggar family came in to your store, jeez. I read somewhere that the mom of the family has been pregnant for a total of 10.5 years of her life, poppin' out seventeen kids. Its a vagina, lady, not a clown car. You don't have to amaze people with how many kids you can get out of there. |
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